Know Norwegian
(Not so) useful Norwegian phrases

Denne osten er full av mugg - this cheese is full of mold

Isbjørnen er en uttrydningstruet dyreart - the polar bear is an endangered species

Rumpa mi brenner - my butt is on fire

La oss plyndre England - let’s plunder England

Svigermor er kannibal - my mother in law is a cannibal

Månen er laget av sveitserost - the moon is made of Swiss cheese

Skogen er full av troll - the forest is full of trolls

Jeg skal ut på fisketur og det er ingenting du kan gjøre for å stoppe meg - I’m going out on a fishing trip and there’s nothing you can do to stop me

Slutt å mase - stop nagging

Jeg skulle ønske jeg var et dovendyr - I wish I was a sloth

Jeg elsker hjemmelagede knekkebrød med brunost - I love homemade crackers with brown cheese

Ostehøvelen er verdens flotteste oppfinnelse - the cheese slicer is the world’s greatest invention

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